Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Do I need a Man...interesting..

You Don't Need a Man ... or Want One!

Generally, you're very happy being a single woman.
And anyone who has a problem with that... well, that's their problem.
Not that you wouldn't share your life with the almost perfect guy.
You simply won't settle though. Your life is too good to share with some substandard man!

2 comments:

Neil J M said...

'Substandard man', hm?

You know, I heard a while ago that there is a 'Man Shop' somewhere in Florida that women can visit to find a partner for themselves. There's five floors in the shop, with an elevator going up to each one in turn, and the quality of men increasing with each floor up. The only stipulation is that you HAVE to buy a man from whatever floor you choose to get out of the elevator on, and the elevator only goes up.

Recently a group of women visited the shop and got in the elevator, which took them to the first floor. On the door to the first floor read the note: 'The men on this floor are sensitive lovers.' That sounds good, the women thought, but the next floor up must be better. Up the elevator went to the second floor, which bore the inscription: 'The men on this floor are sensitive lovers and earn an excellent wage'. Wow, the women thought, next floor up must be great.

Up the elevator went to Floor 3, with the legend: 'The men on this floor are sensitive lovers, earn an excellent wage, and have an awareness of a women's emotional needs.' Jesus, the women thought, next floor must be fantastic! Sure enough, on Floor 4 was a sign saying 'The men on this floor are sensitive lovers, earn an excellent wage, are aware of a women's emotional needs, and are perfect husbands and fathers.' Oh God, the women all said to themselves, I can't wait to see what's on Floor 5!

The elevator stopped at Floor 5, which was empty apart from a sign which read: 'There are no men on this floor - it exists just to prove that women are never fucking satisfied. The exit is to your right, and we hope you fall down the stairs on your way out.'

J.H.

Kaz said...

haha nice, but i would have just got out at the first floor..I promise. :)